21 September 2007

Reminiscence - Part1D

1998 BPGHS Secondary 106:

As i was searching through my wardrobe, i stumbled upon this very 'aged' jersey.
Somehow it elicits the emotions in me and i was triggered to write the final part of our secondary 1 accounts.

~The First Jersey~

The jersey above was discovered in one of the compartments of my wardrobe, possibly discarded and abandoned for ages at the bottom of the compartment. Sounds more like a fossil entombed in my wardrobe, this ancient artifact has been buried for close to 10 years! Its existence was dated back to 1998, where we marked our inaugural chase for the inter-class soccer tournament.
It was our very first team jersey
- Blackburn Rovers.
The jersey was bought from a night market at Choa Chu Kang. As we were not able to afford the genuine stuff, we had to settle for imitation. But why a Blackburn Rovers jersey? That's simply because there were no Rovers supporters in our class team. We have Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and Newcastle supporters all over our team, therefore to avert any arguments, it was a wise choice.

~Inter-class Soccer~
Our soccer campaign kicked off with great intensity and zeal. Everyone was anticipating a great start to the tournament.
The preliminaries consisted of 2 groups.
Our group consisted of class 1A, 102 and 107.
We beat 102 1-0, drew with 107 1-1, and lost to 1A (not sure about the score).
Sad to say, we did not made it through the group stages.
We will be back next season!

* I recalled Siong Chie scored a goal against 102. My goal-bound shot was on its way in, but he pounced onto it and slot the ball into the net, with much ease. A classic example of FOX - in- the box!
{But FOX + PIG = THOMAS, unfortunately he is just a PIG away from being THOMAS.
" jibye eat until so big like a pig still play dis type of childish thing.. " (Quote from: http://siongchie.blogspot.com/, Thursday, September 6, 2007, 12:18 AM, paragraph 2, line 7.)}

~Runaway Schoolboy~
This account was a rather short one.
It happened during one of our english lesson.
For some reason, there was this uppersecondary student trying to clamber the school fence just outside our classroom. Obviously trying to skip school.
But before he could accomplish his remarkable feat, he was duly spotted by Gimson.
Gimson reported the incident to our teacher Miss Ng.
She was quick to react to the incident and the student was subdued in a matter of time.
The student's fate was sealed when he was turned over to our discipline master.

~The Film Container Saga~
I shall not elaborate on this particular incident in order to protect the privacy of some personnel involved. The title speaks for itself. And i am sure many of the readers know what i mean.

#
Secondary 1 was the year when things were still at its build-up state, or we can say adaptation. It was the time when individual personalities started to unfold, where various small groups were established within the class. Turmoils were inevitable. We often had strifes and a little bit of hassles here and there which i did not mention. Ultimately, we were just a bunch of raunchy and mischievious kids trying to break free into the realm of the earthy world.
No doubt our nonsense will continue and there are more to come in subsequent years, so there won't be any shortfall of "entertainments". Wilfulness is our mastery, but every teacher's nightmare!
It is our trait!

Stay tuned for more drama in secondary 2...

"Wa! Eh 你看我们的sec 2 form teacher 是谁?是那个Sim Sai!”

10 September 2007

国家兴龙,李所当然!

'369' (Sa Lak Gao)
'303' (Sa Kong Sa)
'18' (Zhup Pueh Sio Kun Tong)
'24 Ghee Hai Kim '

相信很多人都很熟悉这些名称。
他们都是新加坡败坏风气的秘密组织。
在1950s~1990s,他们曾经是在新加坡猖獗一时的Pai Gia。
可是如今却分崩离析,四分五裂。

不过,我们都不晓得,魔高一尺,道高一丈!
而现在新加坡最壮大,最雄壮热情的Pai Gia却另有其人?
他们手下不留情,拔刀如雷,见钱不见泪,让我们流钱不流血。
简直传神极了!

看看我们的邻居们。
偷吃‘巧克力’,吃完了后忘了擦干嘴,满嘴都沾上了‘巧克力’,还敢说自己是无辜的。想要隐瞒,反而愈加暴露,罪名跟深,一切的辩论都不攻自破!

但是我们就不同了!
偷吃‘巧克力’后,嘴巴擦得干干净净,光明正大的说:“我没有吃!”。
就算有人敢抓,他们会说:“吃太多巧克力对身体不好,我们是为你们的身体健康着想,这样你们身体强健,才能做工做到67岁,你们反而应该感谢我们才对!”再说,如果有人敢抓,他以后连巧克力都不用吃了,他可以去吃黑米饭啦!
要偷吃也要精灵一点。
你看我们的邻居们,一吃就把整箱的‘巧克力’偷吃掉。没留一些给伙伴儿,难怪会闹到鸡犬不宁。纸是包不住火的。
我们还更加厉害!每一样东西偷吃一点点:车费,消费税,ERP,水电费等等。。。
每天吃一点点,每年加一点点,吃到来都比一整箱的‘巧克力’多几十倍!
取之不尽,用之不竭。
这才是真正的厉害!

Pai Gia要你死,一刀砍下去,速战速决。

这样哪里爽?

要每天吸一点你的血,让你还有一点生存的希望,其实你始终还是会死,只是死的比较慢!
一次把你干掉,太浪费了,你还有利用的价值。
为国效劳,活到老,做工做到老,做到死。
国家才会兴隆!

“新加坡最大的Pai Gia就是。。。”

07 September 2007

Tang Bo Hu ~dot~ Chiu Xiang

One of Stephen Chow's classic.
Makes your day on a bad day.
Enjoy!

唐伯虎點秋香










"laugh until die..."

03 September 2007

Are You Ready?

Even Andy Lau cannot resist her.
Look how stunned he is...

林志玲脱裙刘德华呆了


林志玲脱衣拥抱刘德华


"She really sold herself..."