Reminiscence - Part1B

1998 BPGHS Secondary 106:

~Titanic~
One fine day after school.
The usual people.
No need to mention who.
We are out to teach the KB(Kaobei) Gang of girls in our class a lesson.
Tilt their chairs 45 degrees.
Pour water onto the tilted chairs.
Throw rubbish and chalk powder onto their desks and water-filled chairs.
The "maiden ships"(paper boats) "set sail" on the water-filled chairs.
They never made it to the next morning.
They sunk.

Next morning during first lesson (Math).
The victims witnessed the "disaster".
Lao Poh/Zookeeper (Mrs Poh - our math teacher) reported it to the discipline master.
Instead vice-principal (Mrs Low) came to our class.
She demanded the culprits to stand up and admit.
None admitted. (WAIT LONG LONG LA)
Till today i think she really believed that no one from our class did it!
She told Lao Poh that maybe workers from outside came into our class and did it!
(Outside people where got so boliao and childish! Come on la, so obvious!)
In the end someone from our class bao toh to Dulan Soh (Mrs Doreen Soh - our form teacher).
Till today i still don't know who is the bao toh gia!
Culprits caught.
The usual people again.

~TimeOut~
One fine day.
I remembered clearly that me and YongXian were the masterminds.
Still got a few more people.
Should be the usual people again.
Buay song Joanne.
Smeared 'TimeOut" chocolate all over her desk.
Got caught.
Went to see Tarnat Soon/Tiger (Mr Tan - Discipline Master).
Quite lucky that we did not get any punishments.
We were instructed to clear up the mess and apologise to Joanne.
We had the last laugh.

~Fuck~
During secondary 1 english lessons.
Students were instructed to do a brief Book Review on a small piece of coloured paper.
Cut it into your desired shape and paste it on the board at the back of our classroom.
Somehow or rather
Someone wrote a "fuck" on PeiWon's Book Review.
I swear it wasn't me.
And neither was the usual people.
But someone saw who did it (i forget who is that person).
Miss Ng (English Teacher) was very furious.
Really damn angry.
"Do you all know what's the meaning of FUCK?" she screamed.
"Of course i know la!" (i thought and laughed in my heart)
And of course we know who was the culprit also.
But all of us kept quiet.
None admitted.
Miss Ng let the matter rest.
But its not over yet Haw Yng.

~Miss Lua, Miss Norizan and Frau Sheela~
Miss Lua and Miss Norizan came as relief teachers.
(I think if i am not wrong, Mrs Doreen Soh broke her arm and Mrs Deline Soh went on Maternity Leave)

• Miss Lua
  Young and beautiful.
  So naturally all the guys were excited.
  Especially Haw Yng.
  He purposely dropped his pen/eraser (forgot what the fuck he dropped la) on the floor in front of him.
  Asked Miss Lua to help him pick it up.
  She really did.
  She bent down and picked it up.
  I guess i don't have to describe further on what Haw Yng saw.
  Fucker.
  Can't believe there is someone more fuck than me.
  And that Miss Lua also damn blur enough.
  After a few weeks, she left school.
  Heard she went to Chicago for further studies.
• Miss Norizan
  Fat, not young and not beautiful.
  Actually i am not sure whether i spelled her name correctly.
  I only remembered her for 2 incidents:
  1. She sprained her ankle and came to class with a bandage on her ankle. (Sibei OBI!)
  2. She stripped off Gimson's councillor's badge and confiscated it. (Relief teacher only act so Hiong for what?)
• Frau Sheela
  She was our german language teacher.
  Remembered her because she always dua kaobei Liu (ZhiPeng) until buay tahan.
  Because Liu always never do german homework.
  And we used to joke that she and Jurgen Klinsmann had an affair.
  That she went over to USA and 跟Klinsmann一起卖面包.

-weiyi-

I know what you did to PeiWon's Book Review, WeiJie's MAGIC cards and the $88 Ang Bao!!

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