The Green Organisation - Part1

Apparently, there is this particular organisation in our country that people seemed to denounce and stigmatise.
The Green Organisation.
Oh, but be mindful that this organisation is actually recognised as the most dynamic, most competent, most capable and most potent force in South East Asia.
Surely not a force to reckoned with!
Clearly in conjunction with the name of the organisation, it overseas the whole Ecosystem of our country. From the wholly Garden City to the Botanical Garden and the Neighbourhood Parks, for it is omnipresent, but its wherabouts are classified.
The organisation seems to be so environmental conscious that every personnel wears green. Futhermore, it has numerous advertisements and posters pinned up in bus stops, train stations etc, to flaunt its authority and greatness.
ABOVE SELF, BEYOND DUTY.
NOT FOR FAME OR FORTUNE.
FROM THIS LAND WE ARE MADE, FOR THIS LAND WE WILL FIGHT.
For we, commuters, look on with our eyebrows raised.
Some don't even bother to look.
Brilliant, splendid, ouststanding, superb and so eminent that people don't even need to look to hail its grandeur!
Employment is simple.
It involves 2 phases.
Phase 1: Any young, healthy and fit - abled - male person above the age of 18 years old is eligible for enrollment. Contract lasts 2 years.
Phase 2: After fulfilling your phase 1 contract, you will be allowed to leave. You will be classified under Nature Reserves, but subjected to a mandatory clause of re-employment once/twice or more every year(Depends on which department you are in). Re-employment usually lasts for about a week, and if you are lucky enough, the organisation might even send you for overseas ventures and enterprises! Bless you!

Let us take a look at some of the common abbreviations used in this organisation(in hierarchical order from highest to lowest). In this case, we shall look at a small Neighbourhood Park:

• Cheerful Orchid - CO : Wonder what is so good about the day? Ask him. He is always smiling. No matter what situation he is in, he always maintains a cheerful disposition. Most importantly, just by smiling, he can get all the things done! Rarely get to meet him. Appears only in major business functions. Favourite shoutout: "Well done guys! Good job!"
• Oblivion Chrysanthemum - OC : The man who is always there but nowhere to be found. His presence is always felt. Mysterious? Ask him how he do it. "Is OC in today? i need to let him sign some documents." "Ya he is in. But he went off for meeting with CO." Favourite shoutout: "Ehh gentlemen, later i got to go for a meeting at..."
• Chronic Slogging Magnolia - CSM : Allegedly the most feared person in terms of flora cultivation. Maintains high level of cultivation discipline. Deals with plant behaviours, plant hygiene, plant sanitation, plant welfare and many others. Plans the work schedule for fellow workers. He is also the Master of Parade, i.e: during any flower exhibition or display, he is the chief in-charge of the whole event, acquires the power to overwhelm even his superiors! He is one of the busiest person in this industry, slogging the whole day, running around the grounds to chase cats and dogs, which also makes him a very skillful Archer as he can shoot numerous arrows at one shot, anytime anyplace. Usually he will finish all his arrows and leave none for himself, so that he can go for more canteen breaks and smoking breaks. Favourite shoutout: "You go and sign 3 extras..."
• Perilous Carnation - PC : Almost, if not, agreebly the same type as OC. But he is more dangerous, because he is closer to all the workers. He acts as if he knows his stuffs well, acts nice in front of his workers, but ultimately he has hidden agendas. Basically, he is a very well trained actor and he Only Can Shout. His hands cannot be dirty, as they are solely for holding pens and papers only. He is always busy, but you can never justify that, because he is always away, always going for never-ending meetings. Favourite shoutout: same as OC
• Possessed Sunflower - PS : He is sometimes nice, sometimes bad. His role is to assist the CSM. When he is nice, everything seems possible and negotiable, on the other hand, when he is bad, he seems to be possessed by CSM. He takes care of the welfare of the plants in his department. Favourite shoutout: "Eh 有烟吗？走lei一起去抽烟lei..."
• Shit Garner Tulip - SGT (Sometimes called SC) : Neither here nor there. You can say "stucked in between". The most likely victims of the arrows. Sometimes out of the blue got hit by multiple arrows. No room for mercy, because no one can save you. The word 'Theory' is never in their dictionary. In fact, they do not have any dictionary! No pens and papers, as the middle finger is what their hands can offer best! "Get your hands and legs moving!" Hands are meant for mud and feet are meant for blisters! No time for rules and protocols, just get the job done! Favourite shoutout: Any other form of cursing and swearing languages.
• Grass - Men : The lowest form of being ever existed. Basically, a slave. Just carry out whatever that is instructed by superiors. Moreover, it can be considered a Blessing in Disguise. Most importantly - No responsibilties to shoulder. But usually they have to succumb to "suck thumb" situations. The only time you see them smiling is when they are looking for superiors to endorse their off-passes/medical appointments/medical leaves. Favourite shoutout: "Eh Sir, we got how many days off..." and also most likely followed by an outburst of flowery languages.

Be Decisive!
Join The Decisive Force!

"...for more information regarding The Green Organisation, please visit http://www.endass.sg/, rememeber your Login ID and password!"